far, far away….

First off, I apologize for not updating this blog faithfully. It’s been too long. So I’ll be in full force updating this thing.

So we will be starting this off with Stitch’s Escape. This guy is weird, I’m telling you. You gotta meet him someday. Anyway, Stitch will pretty much lie down where ever he pleases. In the photo below, he passes out on top of my desk on top of the audio receiver. Strange. Really strange.

“Speed of lightning, roar of thunder!” Nope. It’s not Underdog. It’d be the big guy, Stitch. Now, according to the “internets,” lightning travels at about 60,000 miles a second. That easily puts the 35mph tabby cat to shame. Yea, that’s right, Stitch can clock in at 35mph.

Now, I don’t know much about thunder except it makes a really cool sound. Anyway, the amount of noise that comes out of Stitch while he’s running full speed is just amazing. The room shakes. That could be due to him weighing in at 14 pounds. But then again, I doubt he can top 35mph at that weight.

I’ll let you be the judge of that…

Took him about a week to perfect this insane jump about a year ago. His late sister, Lilo, started doing it, claiming the territory first. Ever since her passing, he’s taken it over. It was weird though, she was always territorial and “the boss” of him. Now he’s king of the world taking over everything she had.

It’s about a one and half second, 7 foot jump. He hasn’t been going up there lately though, my guess, packing the pounds. He usually only goes up there in protest for food, or to chase a toy. (A blue milk thingy that is currently in his mouth.)

Ever play with something, then wonder what the hell happened to it the next day? First I’ll describe the picture, then I’ll tell you where it all was. Let’s see, what do we have here: 11 mice, 2 milk blue things, 1 crunchy ball, 1 bell ball, and 1 piece to my lego Star Destroyer.

First off, he’s absolutely crazy for the mice. We must go through about 100 a month. If we were to ever move from here, I’m sure we’d find them all. It really is a mystery of where they go. They got cat nip in them and he carries them in his mouth to you. It’s weird. The two milk blue things he goes crazy over too. You come home with milk and you’re done. He’ll carry those around too. The others are generic toys he plays with, except the lego piece. Actually, if I put the piece back on the Star Destroyer, sure as poop in a littah box, the next day it’s missing from the same spot. I really need to take that off the floor.

So, every single one of those items were found under the kitchen stove. I have an idea of where the other 89 are, but we can save that for another time. He’s really an interesting character. The poor little guy.